John Mark Hauer and Miss LaDean M. Woods present Lovelorn Squids from Outer Space: A Curiously Tart and Tasteful Novel, the first installment in The Brethren Cycle. This long-suppressed tale, banned for decades in the US and Europe, finally sees the light of day, its redactions removed and fantastic truths revealed. The story, narrated largely through the eyes of Charles LeBlanc, the last surviving Senior Agent of the Brethren, a clandestine group battling both earthly and cosmic threats, explores unconventional methods of time and space travel. Discover the previously untold adventures of disgraced macabre master H. P. Honeycutt and his team, as their story challenges perceptions and restores their reputations. Prepare for a darkly humorous and thrilling journey into the unknown.

Review Lovelorn Squids from Outer Space
Wow, what a ride! "Lovelorn Squids from Outer Space" completely blew me away. I’ve never encountered anything quite like it, and I'm still reeling from the sheer originality and unpredictability of the story. From the very first page, I was hooked, constantly guessing what would happen next, and often laughing out loud at the witty dialogue and bizarre situations. The authors, John Mark Hauer and Miss LaDean M Woods, have crafted a truly unique narrative experience.
The book's description doesn't lie – it’s a wild mash-up of genres. You've got the detective elements, the mind-bending sci-fi, a touch of romance, and… well, let's just say there are some truly unexpected elements thrown in for good measure. It's a story that defies easy categorization, which I loved. The plot twists and turns, keeping you completely off balance, and the sheer audacity of the concept is simply breathtaking. I especially appreciated the clever way the authors handled the alien language; it's a detail that really adds to the overall immersive experience.
The writing itself is superb. It's complex, yes, but in a way that enhances the storytelling rather than hindering it. The authors clearly have a mastery of language, and their style reminded me at times of Neil Gaiman's – that same blend of the whimsical and the darkly profound. The dialogue is particularly strong, utilizing various dialects and tones to create richly developed characters. Even the seemingly mundane conversations feel vibrant and alive, contributing to the overall feeling that this is a world brimming with personality.
One reviewer mentioned a layout issue in the Kindle version, and while I haven’t experienced that personally, it's something to keep in mind. However, even if there were minor formatting problems (which I understand the authors are addressing), they certainly didn't detract from my overall enjoyment of the book. In fact, I found myself reading so quickly – something that rarely happens to me – that I devoured the first half in a single evening! The story is just that captivating.
"Lovelorn Squids from Outer Space" isn't for everyone. If you prefer straightforward narratives and simple prose, this might not be your cup of tea. But if you're looking for a truly original, unpredictable, and wildly entertaining read that will challenge your expectations and leave you with a smile on your face (and maybe a few questions buzzing around in your head), then I wholeheartedly recommend picking up this curiously tart and tasteful novel. It's a book that deserves to be read, and its long-awaited release is a cause for celebration.
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- Dimensions: 7.5 x 0.73 x 9.25 inches
- Language: English
- Print length: 292
- Publication date: 2024
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